generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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virginsacrificer:

is that john green

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

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why-do-the-fools-fly:

feellikedancingtonight:

The guy Sheldon accidentally propositions is actually his IRL boyfriend. I could barely contain my glee. 

thATS JUST SO CUTE

THIS

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Anonymous asked: Poor Sebastian. Why do you let Jim treat you so horribly? Just shoot him for real this time and be free.

scienceofdestruction:

scienceofdestruction:

I have some news for you and the half a dozen others in my inbox right now.

This? This fucker likes it. You think he’d have put up with it all these years if he didn’t?

Moran’s a sick son of a bitch.

"I have such a boner for you right now."

See?

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lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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derpcakes:

villains with tragic backstories

image

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sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

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