newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

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mahdking:

Literally the only thing I thought of during today’s AHWU. Excuse me while I continue to laugh at Ryan’s complete and utter “nope”

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pandavalkyrie:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.

you should have seen people trying to order tickets for les miserables; and yes old people will come up with the most random movie titles 

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neon-vagina:

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ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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'FUCKBOX, I'M EXHAUSTED. BIG LOVE KTHNX BYE XXX [trololol]

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NBC Hannibal vs Hannibal Rising

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Gaspard Ulliel for Têtu Magazine - September 2014

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getlestrade:

Everyone’s questions have exhausted poor Andrew! :’)

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